Things Cats Would Say if They Could Talk


  • I’m hungry.
  • I want to go outside.
  • I don’t like that person.
  • Can I have a treat?
  • This is my favorite spot.
  • I’m sleepy.
  • I don’t feel good.
  • Where’s my toy?
  • I want to be left alone.
  • I’m bored.
  • Can I have some attention?
  • I don’t like that noise.
  • What are you doing?
Cat attempting speech, illustrated circa 2022

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